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‘Kurt Busch: The Outlaw’ alternative ideas

By admin | November 4, 2012

By Richard Allen

The Speed network is planning to air ‘Kurt Busch: The Outlaw’on November 15th to supposedly chronicle the up and down life of the often troubled NASCAR Sprint Cup star. Through a bit of crack investigative journalism, has acquired a list of alternative ideas the network rejected before settling on the Busch feature.

Here is that list:

Clint Bowyer: Weekend at Mikey’s- The story of a wayward weekend spent by noted fun seekers Clint Bowyer and Michael Waltrip. This show would have been Rated R.

Danica Patrick: Standing up for myself- This would have been the story centered around the female driver’s tendency to use the phrase “I have to stand up for myself” after she has taken out another driver for what most would deem a racing incident that had occurred earlier.

Kyle Busch: I may do bad things but at least I’m not Kurt- Here would have been the story of a brother who otherwise might be the black sheep of any family except within the Busch clan where he is considered the good son.

Carl Edwards: Taking a year off- After coming oh-so-close to winning a championship in 2011, Edwards seems to have disappeared in 2012. This show would have chronicled where he actually went during his year off.

Kevin Harvick: I’m with Carl- This sequel to the Carl Edwards showing would have been a look into Harvick’s decision to take the Sprint Cup season off with Edwards and their adventures together.

Jimmie Johnson: The Vanilla Warrior- This show would have looked into how someone can be so successful yet so devoid of personality.

Tony Stewart: Olympic helmet tosser- This show would have told the emotional story of Tony Stewart’s little recognized gold medal effort in this year’s Olympic Games in the often disregarded sport of helmet tossing. Possible spin-offs could have included Matt Kenseth: Olympic helmet catcher.

A.J. Allmendinger: I’m positive- The behind the scenes story of Allmendinger’s attempt at spin(not on the track) after his positive drug test.

Rick Hendrick: They call me Mr. Hendrick- This documentary would have attempted to explain why other team owners are simply known as ‘The Coach’, ‘The Cat in the Hat’ and ‘Richard’ while this owner is referred to as ‘Mr. Hendrick’ or simply ‘Mr. H’ by many media members.

Brian France: Losing an empire- Not much explanation needed here. Possible spin-offs could have included Mike Helton: It’s not lost, it’s in my mustache.

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7 Responses to “‘Kurt Busch: The Outlaw’ alternative ideas”

  1. Offkilter Says:
    November 4th, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Haha, funny stuff

  2. Tony Geinzer Says:
    November 4th, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I originally thought Kurt Busch would have tried the World of Outlaws, but, that would be a scary thought if he did Dirt because he can’t do Pavement right. He has creative license to be a hero, but, we have to deal with a lot of different people and a lot of different people appropriately because our kids need Role Models and Kurt Busch can’t just jilt and upstage people again and again and again and again and again like Spider-Man The Musical.

  3. Jeff Says:
    November 5th, 2012 at 6:35 am

    It should be called “Kurt Busch: Sh*thead!”

  4. Josie Says:
    November 5th, 2012 at 7:49 am

    I would like to see “The Darien Grubb Story”.. Or “How I can take my driver to a championship ONLY if I’ve been given a pink slip before The Chase begins”!
    The Elliott Sadler Saga…or “If my last name was Dillon I’d be leading the points and driving an RCR Cup car in 2013″!

  5. Josie Says:
    November 5th, 2012 at 7:52 am

    OR….The Sam Hornish Jr. story…”If Brad liked me and I was 22 and my last name was Logano I would be driving for The Captain in Cup in 2013″!

  6. Josie Says:
    November 5th, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Johanna Long….”How wearing a bikini and pissing off others drivers while driving at 200 mph got me a ride at SHR”!
    Johanna Long…”I refused to wear a bikini but I still like to piss other drivers off so I guess I’ll have to stay with this underfunded team in 2013″!

    Oh the injustice of it all!!!!!

  7. Lydia Says:
    November 5th, 2012 at 10:31 am

    I’d like…”My name is Dale Junior…or at least that’s what they keep telling me…I really can’t remember”. This of course would be a Dr. Oz segment..sponsored by Excederin.