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Campaign slogans for NASCAR drivers

By admin | November 8, 2012

By Richard Allen

With the presidential election now in our rear view mirror, it’s time to turn our attention fully onto more important things. Of course, by that I mean racing. But with the election theme in mind and considering that NASCAR’s Chase for the Championship makes the sport seem somewhat like a game show, here some ideas for campaign slogans drivers might use if a fan vote element were added in a ‘Survivor’ style championship vote.

Jimmie Johnson- “Come on, you know you love it when some things just stay the same”

Brad Keselowski- “Vote for me and I’ll tweet you during the next red flag”

Clint Bowyer- “Party at my house if I win”

Kasey Kahne- No slogan needed ladies, just a picture

Kurt Busch- “If you don’t vote for me, you’re an idiot”

Kyle Busch- “If you don’t vote for me I’ll Ron Hornaday your butt right off the highway”

Jeff Gordon- “After all these years of Jimmie, you know you want me back”

Carl Edwards- “That’s right, I still race”

Tony Stewart- “I promise a helmet hood ornament on every car”

Danica Patrick- “Politics are all about a bunch of hype and very little substance. So, Go Daddy!”

Matt Kenseth- “You mean I have to say something now?”

Joey Logano- “Prove you wear the firesuit in your family by voting for me, or else my dad will come after you”

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.- “I’m Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Just put my name on the ballot. I don’t need a slogan”

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2 Responses to “Campaign slogans for NASCAR drivers”

  1. Tony Geinzer Says:
    November 9th, 2012 at 8:27 am

    Timeless,Rich.

  2. Offkilter Says:
    November 9th, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    Haha… Nice