By admin | December 17, 2012
By Richard Allen
Once again, the crack team at RacingWithRich.com has used secretive investigation tactics to obtain copies of the letters sent from NASCAR personalities to Santa’s work shop at the North Pole.
Here are some of the requests Father Christmas will be attempting to fulfill on the morning of December 25th:
Brad Keselowski- “I would like a secret compartment in my car to hide my cell phone from NASCAR officials. And I’d like to have the memory of what happened in the 48 hours following the race at Homestead(sure hope I didn’t do any embarrassing interviews or anything). Also, the return of my beer glass, which I seemed to have lost right after the Homestead race.”
Juan Pablo Montoya- “A double-layered, no make that a triple-layered, fire suit with water absorbent material around the private parts area.”
Jeff Gordon- “My phone number erased out of Clint Bowyer’s cell phone so I can stop getting those prank calls at 2:00am. What time does he go to bed anyway?”
Clint Bowyer- “Better running shoes. Oh yeah, and you can return Keselowski’s beer glass I took from him right after the Homestead race. I was a little mad that day and needed something to calm my nerves.”
Chad Knaus- “You don’t have to get me anything. Santa Middlebrook already delivered my gift.”
Robin Pemberton- “Chad Knaus to get a job in IndyCar.”
Jimmie Johnson- “I’d like a seat added to the side of my car in case I have take Mr. H for another ride. That was kind of awkward looking.”
Roger Penske- “Are you kidding, I’m a billionaire. I should be giving you stuff, Santa.”
Danica Patrick- “Just make sure Dale Jr. stays on the lead lap in the Sprint Cup races so I can be the ‘Lucky Dog’ when those debris cautions come out. And by the way, you need to do something about the term ‘Lucky Dog’.”
Kevin Harvick- “Since I’ve already announced that I’m leaving RCR at the end of the year, just please don’t get Richard Childress a new watch until I’m gone.”
Kurt Busch- “You better bring me something nice, you (bleep).”
Kyle Busch- “Get the engineers at Toyota a better calculator so they can actually get my fuel mileage right.”
Denny Hamlin- “Just surprise us in the coming season and magically make the last two or three Chase races diappear.”
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.- “Could we please get some better scripts for my commercials? I mean, ‘You and me both, Junior’? Seriously, who writes this stuff?”
Martin Truex, Jr.- “Uh, what Junior said. No more N-N-N-NAPA Know How?”
Carl Edwards- “Relevance!”
There you have it. Now you know what many of your favorite personalities in racing are hoping to receive from Santa Claus. It will be interesting to see if the big guy in red delivers.
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