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A List of Questions Not Likely to be Asked During NASCAR Media Day

By admin | February 12, 2013

 By Richard Allen

The 2013 version of SpeedWeeks is finally here and the NASCAR season is set to begin this weekend with the Sprint Unlimited and Daytona 500 pole qualifying. But before any cars take to the track, drivers and other key personalities within the sport will sit down with the media on Thursday to answer whatever questions might be fired their way.

Here is a list of questions the crack staff at has determined will NOT be asked during NASCAR Media Day activities:

“Question for Tony Stewart- Since Danica and Ricky have gotten together and it is Valentine’s Day, we in the media would like to know if you have any dead weight you’ll be sending flowers to on this special love-filled holiday?”

“Question for James Finch- Have you gotten rid of any dead weight recently?”

“Question for Chad Knaus- Did you just go ahead and bring an extra set of C-posts this year?”

“Question for Brian France- Jeremy Mayfield says he would like to come back. Have you sent him an invitation?”

“Question for Juan Pablo Montoya- Have you had second thoughts about your decision to bump draft with a jet dryer?”

“Question for Clint Bowyer- Any truth to the rumor that you will star in Forrest Gump II: Forrest Goes to Phoenix because you ‘Just felt like running’?”

“Question for Jeff Gordon- I saw the Valentine you sent Clint Bowyer. Where did you get a card in the shape of a middle finger?”

“Question for Brad Keselowski- Could you drink from your big glass before you take any more questions because your interviews are much more fun when you do?”

“Question for Mike Helton- Has anyone shown you how to use the upgraded yet?”

“Question for Carl Edwards- Now let me get this straight, it’s not really $5 for ANY sub on the menu during Febru-any?”

“Question for Marcos Ambrose- How do you say ‘Boogity, Boogity, Boogity’ in Australian?”

“Question for Kevin Harvick- Has Richard Childress started asking people to hold his watch whenever you come around?”

“Question for Jeff Burton- Do you think it’s odd that your seat now conforms more to Austin Dillon’s backside than yours?”

“Question for Richard Childress- Is it true you want to go hunting with that Piers Morgan guy from CNN?”

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3 Responses to “A List of Questions Not Likely to be Asked During NASCAR Media Day”

  1. Tony Geinzer Says:
    February 12th, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    Most everything is peachy other than RC inviting Piers Morgan Hunting. I doubt Harvick has gone hunting the same as Big Dale.

  2. Overra88ted Says:
    February 13th, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Question for Danica an Ricky Stenhouse; When bump drafting, do you want to be in front or be the one pushing? Question for Danica; Are you really not racing in the Indy 500 this year or are you just blowing smoke?

  3. steven Says:
    February 13th, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    Question for Danica; Will you be throwing a hissy fit every time you run out of talent this year?