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New NASCAR marketing slogans for the Chase

By admin | September 27, 2013

By Richard Allen

So far, the beginning of the Chase for the Sprint Cup has not exactly been a public relations dream. Allegations of race fixing in Richmond to set the playoff field were followed by a rain interrupted event in Chicago and a rain threatened race in New Hampshire that saw Joe Gibbs Racing dominate.

So with that in mind, the staff here at have devised a few new marketing slogans for NASCAR and its television partner, ESPN, to use for the purpose of drawing in more spectators and viewers.

Here are those slogans:

Danica Patrick came to NASCAR with much fanfare but has produced few results.

1. Danica still has as good of a chance now as she had two weeks ago.


 Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

2. Junior just gave everyone else a head start.



3. Hey, no one spun on purpose last week!



4. Like cookies? We’ve got plenty of cookie cutters coming up.



5. Surely Matt Kenseth can’t win every Chase race, can he?



6. We’ve not had any major sponsor defections… in a couple of days.



7. The seats have been filled with fans… and big banners to cover all the rest.


Does anyone know where Brian France is?

8. This is so exciting that Brian France might even come to a race or two.



9. Come on! The NFL isn’t that great, is it?



10. Everyone is now giving 100%…because Mr. France told them to. 



11. Jimmie Johnson isn’t winning…yet.




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7 Responses to “New NASCAR marketing slogans for the Chase”

  1. Sue Rarick Says:
    September 27th, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    #8: Has anyone seen my beer
    #10: Is so…Is not … Is so…….

  2. zhills fan Says:
    September 28th, 2013 at 5:58 am

    I like #7 the best. Actually the best would be if they made the lake bigger at Daytona. Take in all the infield and use the track as a road to maneuver around the lake to retrieve your boat.

  3. Terry T Says:
    September 28th, 2013 at 7:17 am

    #1 would actually work on some of the dopes who think she’s more than a marketing doll.

  4. Fed Up Says:
    September 28th, 2013 at 10:01 am

    #7 redo

    Penske is not going to be punished since he gave us a championship car to auction for the foundation.

  5. Tony Geinzer Says:
    September 28th, 2013 at 11:43 am

    As much as the cheeseball ideas would throw fire at the rain instead of in the rain, I would say even with Road America being shut out of Sprint Cup 2014, Dover still will lose its Summer Race and its Fall Race is 50-50 at best.

  6. vegasrick Says:
    September 28th, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    C.H.A.S.E= Complainers Handed A Special Entry

  7. Pokey Says:
    September 28th, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    12. Find the channel that actually airs “Victory Lane” and be the biggest fan!